I listen to fucking Mozart while I do it

October 4th, 2006

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B-B-B-Ben:

Today is the official 2-month anniversary of our public correspondence. Rejoice! This is probably lasting far longer than your average, God-fearing American marriage. That’s an accomplishment these days. In these troubled times.

So spent last night reading World War Z. Some pretty scary stuff. I think my favorite thing so far is that US Army veterans of the would-be-apocalypse refer to zombies as “Zack”. How cute! As in “Zack don’t surf!” I heard somewhere that you’re not into zombies, and I guess I understand that. You need to think about your image now that you’re a big-time asst. editor in an east coast editing house. Zing! Oh, get him some ointment, he’s been BUURRRNNNEDD!

I kid. My boss isn’t at work today, so it’s like Discovery Zone x a million here. Nothing but ball pits. I’m sitting on a throne of empty pizza boxes demanding more More MORE. I’m not fooling anybody. It’s pretty much the same except I choose the music and don’t have to alt-tab from hard-core porn to the soft-core porn I’m supposed to be working on quite so frequently. Under-and-up-shots of skirts on the subway mostly. That’s how I spend my lunch breaks. And I listen to fucking Mozart while I do it. Just to keep my culture close and my irony closer.

Suck it,
Charlie

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