Archives

• Doogie Howser journal-save-and-close
• Alpha Waves
• a slow orbit around the binary stars of Beer and Red Bull
• The Most Romantic Thing Ever
• forming their own philosophies and morals
• Homework
• But one of us is right. And it’s us.
• Primum non nocere
• Voyager (the craft, not the 3rd rate Star Trek series)
• Unnecessary Rant
• Which is why I remain a dandy
• Sold!
• Tell Tbot I say hi
• All The Vigorous and Valiant Players Shot and Dunked Frequently
• we’ll destroy that infernal time machine
• Clandestine Dairy
• I’ll get the grilled chicken meal
• Integration
• very little left of the narrative
• Who am I?
• old light bulbs flickered and then burned brightly
• Tamper
• Gary Oldman’s trademark head-tilt and eye-glaze
• Elvis Level Death
• And they will beep and whirr at our antics.
• theirs is faster, and more colorful, and higher pitched
• Hello Darkness (Charlie), My Old Friend
• They were evaporating
• Shake That Life
• Sometimes I get mad for no reason.
• Forgotten
• don’t pull it too far in any one direction
• I just didn’t do it.
• Letters
• Carpe Diem
• thanks for the soup
• The Flow
• It was even worse than I expected.
• Arrangements
• the old digital clock lurches
• The Bar Is Called Heaven
• I’m becoming a minor expert on advanced database design
• FYI
• too weak to do the right thing and disembowel myself
• The Great Communicator
• swooping around a plant in a gruesome ballet
• manual focus
• A good time for museums and walks
• Crackin’ The Whip
• Treat ideas like airplanes.
• Perhaps
• some pretty hard lumber decisions
• 2-in-1
• I’m already quoting Hunt for Red October in my head
• BlackBerry (Belated)
• Contact
• You just settle in faster and faster
• Sea To Land Delivery: URGENT
• heavy lifting and nauseating material waste
• No Horizon
• three 60 foot people dancing impossibly slowly
• Flying Saucer
• full-reign over the stereo
• Why The Long Face?
• It was a touching scene, the little yellow chopper
• Maybe It Will Just Become White Noise
• tell my boss that I’ve been fired
• Centered
• not that great at moderation
• Maine Revisited
• they get shitfaced and light things on fire
• sub-par, but cheap and well-located
• It’s Easy, Fast, and Affordable
• Cordwainer Smith. Dude’s one of a kind.
• And We’re Back
• Wood is so boooorrriinnggg!
• Jewish NAMBLA Voodoo Society of Bushwick
• approximately 20 minutes of “bathroom time”
• I sip this Coke and then smirk like Harrison Ford
• Pay It Forward… To Me
• a paint color called “wet concrete”
• The Rainbow Mind-Bender
• secretly crazy about Rubik’s Cubes
• White Rabbit
• flashes of lighting in the waxing morn
• Subway Etiquette Lesson #73
• the difference between my aluminum monster and the cat she loved
• Misunderstanding
• relays clicking at incredible speeds
• Just Some Stuff
• Cats have a lot to learn.
• The Big Black Dot
• a horrible grinding noise
• Hold Tight
• putting the wipers on even though it wasn’t raining
• Stab-Mode
• A group of jerks sees a car window
• When Shababos Were Down In Egypt Land…
• making the spicy live magic
• Dinosaurs? Perhaps Not.
• Truly top-drawer
• Pink… seriously?
• The Bliss Taco
• Wonton hoooooooo!
• The Not Shoveled Walk
• If you please the women, you gain experience.
• Beware The Ides, 2007
• A V O C A D O!
• Look At Us… Ridin’ Along
• She doesn’t have a name yet
• Adorable Kitten Letter
• a diner with a neon sign on the door that said “Willem Dafoe”
• I respect these people, and I had to show them that
• Collapse
• sometimes I get frustrated and put XPN back on
• Sock Drop
• Totally ruined it.
• Put Out
• Musically I’m the same as ever
• Slow and Steady
• “What’s that sonny??”
• we are peers once again
• Birthday Suit
• I’ve got a mini— nay, micro hangover
• Just A Note
• emo
• Pavlov or whoever kept electrocuting
• Forget It, Charlie. It’s Chinatown… Bus!
• she called me back behind the counter
• Perks and Possibilities
• a shiny, candy-like button that says “writing” on it
• This Is What I Thought About This Morning
• The song his grandfather came into being knowing
• we can’t stop working even for a picosecond
• Fifteen Minutes of A Movie
• URGENT, DELIVERY WITHOUT DELAY
• What’s Zildjian mean?
• Steve Jobs Should teach K Thru 5
• Especially if it’s on pumpernickel.
• I’m in the Smile Business
• Rose Colored Glasses
• URGENT, DELIVER WITHOUT DELAY
• Remember that episode of Full House…
• Blue Monday
• Watermelon Gun
• Your salty tears floating up and away
• May I Borrow A Cup Of Internet?
• Piping hot ex-mas lights
• What Are You Trying To Pull, Lady?
• a thimble full of Jesus’s blood
• I’m An Asshole Too
• I’m alive, and being alive is fantastic
• Unending Mirror Vortex
• I’m gonna have to get an ear patch
• 20
• I’m like Pavlov over here!
• I Met Darren Aronofsky Last Night
• My brain is in shambles
• Famous Blue Raincoat
• Will these shitty, boring life forms just not come to life
• Today!
• that sweet thang that paints the sky blue again
• Z
• sweetly scrumtrilescent astronauts sweetly sleep
• Steady As She Goes
• Suddenly these speakeasies crawled out of the woodwork
• Cozy Contentment
• I think Hot Topic pretty much has the right idea
• My Bedroom Is A Battleground
• I’ll probably get all weepy during sentimental commercials
• Cibo Matto Rules
• I distrust myself in the past
• I Basically Ate A Human Baby
• the piles of wrong ones left in your wake
• Drinkin’ The Sunlight Like Water
• [title withheld]
• What Time Is It?
• No time to do laundry or get a haircut
• I Want To Ride On The Ridge Where the West Commences/ Gaze at the Moon Until I Lose My Senses
• Played like a junk drawer kazoo
• Snifflepus
• I listen to fucking Mozart while I do it
• Make Me Beautiful
• You can just sit there and sing Anything Goes in Chinese
• Control That Thing!
• Glasses and a black t-shirt tucked into khakis
• Summary
• All your moves, all your notes, all the sounds
• Forget It, Charlie. It’s Brewerytown.
• Benny come back
• A vacation from myself. And by myself I mean YOU!
• Tonight We Whoop!
• The cutest, sweetest thing anybody’s ever done
• Django!
• We’re instead focusing on the music
• I’ll Be Gone ‘Til November
• Space is the Place
• Absolutely Fine
• Falling leaves of autumn
• The End… pff!
• Why do they build lighthouses?
• Don’t Act Like You Know Me, Myers-Briggs!
• A dream
• Satellites, the Milky Way, and Bioluminescent Plankton
• Smoldering in the Darkness
• Two Latte Morning
• Boy Howdy
• Technology and I Are Rocking Out!
• You Learn Something New Every Day
• Like drinking a mirror
• Back Home
• Lightless
• Asian Deli Guys
• Sandwiches