very little left of the narrative

September 1st, 2009

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I need to tell you about my dream. There’s very little left of the narrative, so I’m just going to list out the various elements, and you can piece them together at random, much as my brain did:

  • gorillas
  • zombies
  • guns
  • tent city
  • my mom

Yeah, that’s about it. I know the gorillas threw crap at me at one point. And luckily nobody was bitten by a zombie carrying the solanum virus. I’ve gotta find solace where I can.

I wonder if my brain is working overtime because I’m an artist now. As you — and most of Eastern Europe and the Lesser Antilles — know, my new EP dropped over the weekend. Reviews have been generally positive, but you know, it’s pretty avant-garde. I’m not going for radio friendly, Ben. I don’t have to. I’m bigger than Jesus.

If you’ll excuse me, I need to do work. I’m trying to get a bunch of work done ahead of time so I can leave my laptop at home while I’m exploring the hippie-infested west coast of our republic at the end of September. Don’t worry, I’m going to get all my inoculations.