Clandestine Dairy

October 21st, 2009

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I don’t want to get into an argument with you about raw milk versus pasteurized milk or grass-fed as opposed to grain-fed and all that. Life’s too short.

Nevermind. I was going to write to you about this secret Amish dairy pick I went to last night. Black market raw dairy. I was going to pretend that there was an Amish guy named Ebenezer who had sunglasses on when really it was just some local woman with an accent. I was going to describe how you tell them your name and they give you a number and you go find a box with that number on it and inside are the goods – which is true. I was going to refer to the goods as a “half gallon of raw Pennsylvania dutch.”

Unfortunately, I’m too scatterbrained for that right now. I just found out I got into Columbia for the spring to become a scientist. We’ll see how this plays out.

Go Phils!