03.03.2010 – Doogie Howser journal-save-and-close from Charlie
03.01.2010 – Alpha Waves from Ben
02.16.2010 – a slow orbit around the binary stars of Beer and Red Bull from Charlie
02.12.2010 – The Most Romantic Thing Ever from Ben
02.08.2010 – forming their own philosophies and morals from Charlie
01.29.2010 – Homework from Ben
01.20.2010 – But one of us is right. And it’s us. from Charlie
01.18.2010 – Primum non nocere from Ben
01.15.2010 – Voyager (the craft, not the 3rd rate Star Trek series) from Charlie
01.14.2010 – Unnecessary Rant from Ben
01.11.2010 – Which is why I remain a dandy from Charlie
01.08.2010 – Sold! from Ben
01.06.2010 – Tell Tbot I say hi from Charlie
01.04.2010 – All The Vigorous and Valiant Players Shot and Dunked Frequently from Ben
11.10.2009 – we’ll destroy that infernal time machine from Charlie
10.21.2009 – Clandestine Dairy from Ben
09.18.2009 – I’ll get the grilled chicken meal from Charlie
09.08.2009 – Integration from Ben
09.01.2009 – very little left of the narrative from Charlie
08.18.2009 – Who am I? from Ben
07.21.2009 – old light bulbs flickered and then burned brightly from Charlie
07.20.2009 – Tamper from Ben
07.10.2009 – Gary Oldman’s trademark head-tilt and eye-glaze from Charlie
06.26.2009 – Elvis Level Death from Ben
10.13.2008 – And they will beep and whirr at our antics. from Charlie
05.19.2008 – theirs is faster, and more colorful, and higher pitched from Charlie
04.10.2008 – Hello Darkness (Charlie), My Old Friend from Ben
01.15.2008 – They were evaporating from Charlie
01.11.2008 – Shake That Life from Ben
01.07.2008 – Sometimes I get mad for no reason. from Charlie
01.06.2008 – Forgotten from Ben
12.11.2007 – don’t pull it too far in any one direction from Charlie
11.28.2007 – I just didn’t do it. from Charlie
11.25.2007 – Letters from Ben
11.07.2007 – Carpe Diem from Ben
11.01.2007 – thanks for the soup from Charlie
10.23.2007 – The Flow from Ben
10.15.2007 – It was even worse than I expected. from Charlie
10.12.2007 – Arrangements from Ben
10.11.2007 – the old digital clock lurches from Charlie
10.10.2007 – The Bar Is Called Heaven from Ben
10.04.2007 – I’m becoming a minor expert on advanced database design from Charlie
10.02.2007 – FYI from Ben
09.25.2007 – too weak to do the right thing and disembowel myself from Charlie
09.24.2007 – The Great Communicator from Ben
09.20.2007 – swooping around a plant in a gruesome ballet from Charlie
09.19.2007 – manual focus from Ben
09.13.2007 – A good time for museums and walks from Charlie
09.10.2007 – Crackin’ The Whip from Ben
09.04.2007 – Treat ideas like airplanes. from Charlie
08.30.2007 – Perhaps from Ben
08.24.2007 – some pretty hard lumber decisions from Charlie
08.23.2007 – 2-in-1 from Ben
08.21.2007 – I’m already quoting Hunt for Red October in my head from Charlie
08.20.2007 – BlackBerry (Belated) from Ben
08.16.2007 – Contact from Ben
08.14.2007 – You just settle in faster and faster from Charlie
08.10.2007 – Sea To Land Delivery: URGENT from Ben
08.07.2007 – heavy lifting and nauseating material waste from Charlie
07.31.2007 – No Horizon from Ben
07.30.2007 – three 60 foot people dancing impossibly slowly from Charlie
07.26.2007 – Flying Saucer from Ben
07.19.2007 – full-reign over the stereo from Charlie
07.18.2007 – Why The Long Face? from Ben
07.17.2007 – It was a touching scene, the little yellow chopper from Charlie
07.16.2007 – Maybe It Will Just Become White Noise from Ben
07.13.2007 – tell my boss that I’ve been fired from Charlie
07.11.2007 – Centered from Ben
07.11.2007 – not that great at moderation from Charlie
07.10.2007 – Maine Revisited from Ben
07.10.2007 – they get shitfaced and light things on fire from Charlie
06.26.2007 – sub-par, but cheap and well-located from Charlie
06.25.2007 – It’s Easy, Fast, and Affordable from Ben
06.15.2007 – Cordwainer Smith. Dude’s one of a kind. from Charlie
06.13.2007 – And We’re Back from Ben
05.25.2007 – Wood is so boooorrriinnggg! from Charlie
05.24.2007 – Jewish NAMBLA Voodoo Society of Bushwick from Ben
05.17.2007 – approximately 20 minutes of “bathroom time” from Charlie
05.11.2007 – I sip this Coke and then smirk like Harrison Ford from Charlie
05.08.2007 – Pay It Forward… To Me from Ben
05.07.2007 – a paint color called “wet concrete” from Charlie
05.04.2007 – The Rainbow Mind-Bender from Ben
05.03.2007 – secretly crazy about Rubik’s Cubes from Charlie
05.02.2007 – White Rabbit from Ben
04.27.2007 – flashes of lighting in the waxing morn from Charlie
04.26.2007 – Subway Etiquette Lesson #73 from Ben
04.25.2007 – the difference between my aluminum monster and the cat she loved from Charlie
04.23.2007 – Misunderstanding from Ben
04.20.2007 – relays clicking at incredible speeds from Charlie
04.18.2007 – Just Some Stuff from Ben
04.16.2007 – Cats have a lot to learn. from Charlie
04.13.2007 – The Big Black Dot from Ben
04.12.2007 – a horrible grinding noise from Charlie
04.11.2007 – Hold Tight from Ben
04.10.2007 – putting the wipers on even though it wasn’t raining from Charlie
04.09.2007 – Stab-Mode from Ben
04.05.2007 – A group of jerks sees a car window from Charlie
04.04.2007 – When Shababos Were Down In Egypt Land… from Ben
04.02.2007 – making the spicy live magic from Charlie
04.02.2007 – Dinosaurs? Perhaps Not. from Ben
03.30.2007 – Truly top-drawer from Charlie
03.28.2007 – Pink… seriously? from Ben
03.28.2007 – The Bliss Taco from Charlie
03.22.2007 – Wonton hoooooooo! from Charlie
03.20.2007 – The Not Shoveled Walk from Ben
03.16.2007 – If you please the women, you gain experience. from Charlie
03.15.2007 – Beware The Ides, 2007 from Ben
03.14.2007 – A V O C A D O! from Charlie
03.13.2007 – Look At Us… Ridin’ Along from Ben
03.12.2007 – She doesn’t have a name yet from Charlie
03.09.2007 – Adorable Kitten Letter from Ben
03.07.2007 – a diner with a neon sign on the door that said “Willem Dafoe” from Charlie
03.05.2007 – I respect these people, and I had to show them that from Charlie
03.02.2007 – Collapse from Ben
03.01.2007 – sometimes I get frustrated and put XPN back on from Charlie
02.28.2007 – Sock Drop from Ben
02.26.2007 – Totally ruined it. from Charlie
02.23.2007 – Put Out from Ben
02.22.2007 – Musically I’m the same as ever from Charlie
02.21.2007 – Slow and Steady from Ben
02.20.2007 – “What’s that sonny??” from Charlie
02.16.2007 – we are peers once again from Charlie
02.14.2007 – Birthday Suit from Ben
02.12.2007 – I’ve got a mini— nay, micro hangover from Charlie
02.09.2007 – Just A Note from Ben
02.07.2007 – emo from Charlie
02.05.2007 – Pavlov or whoever kept electrocuting from Charlie
02.02.2007 – Forget It, Charlie. It’s Chinatown… Bus! from Ben
01.26.2007 – she called me back behind the counter from Charlie
01.25.2007 – Perks and Possibilities from Ben
01.24.2007 – a shiny, candy-like button that says “writing” on it from Charlie
01.22.2007 – This Is What I Thought About This Morning from Ben
01.19.2007 – The song his grandfather came into being knowing from Charlie
01.15.2007 – we can’t stop working even for a picosecond from Charlie
01.14.2007 – Fifteen Minutes of A Movie from Ben
01.13.2007 – URGENT, DELIVERY WITHOUT DELAY from Ben
01.12.2007 – What’s Zildjian mean? from Charlie
01.11.2007 – Steve Jobs Should teach K Thru 5 from Ben
01.09.2007 – Especially if it’s on pumpernickel. from Charlie
01.03.2007 – I’m in the Smile Business from Charlie
12.22.2006 – Rose Colored Glasses from Ben
12.22.2006 – URGENT, DELIVER WITHOUT DELAY from Ben
12.19.2006 – Remember that episode of Full House… from Charlie
12.18.2006 – Blue Monday from Charlie
12.14.2006 – Watermelon Gun from Ben
12.12.2006 – Your salty tears floating up and away from Charlie
12.08.2006 – May I Borrow A Cup Of Internet? from Ben
12.07.2006 – Piping hot ex-mas lights from Charlie
12.06.2006 – What Are You Trying To Pull, Lady? from Ben
12.04.2006 – a thimble full of Jesus’s blood from Charlie
12.01.2006 – I’m An Asshole Too from Ben
11.30.2006 – I’m alive, and being alive is fantastic from Charlie
11.29.2006 – Unending Mirror Vortex from Ben
11.28.2006 – I’m gonna have to get an ear patch from Charlie
11.21.2006 – 20 from Ben
11.17.2006 – I’m like Pavlov over here! from Charlie
11.16.2006 – I Met Darren Aronofsky Last Night from Ben
11.15.2006 – My brain is in shambles from Charlie
11.14.2006 – Famous Blue Raincoat from Ben
11.13.2006 – Will these shitty, boring life forms just not come to life from Charlie
11.10.2006 – Today! from Ben
11.09.2006 – that sweet thang that paints the sky blue again from Charlie
11.08.2006 – Z from Ben
11.07.2006 – sweetly scrumtrilescent astronauts sweetly sleep from Charlie
11.06.2006 – Steady As She Goes from Ben
11.03.2006 – Suddenly these speakeasies crawled out of the woodwork from Charlie
11.02.2006 – Cozy Contentment from Ben
11.01.2006 – I think Hot Topic pretty much has the right idea from Charlie
10.31.2006 – My Bedroom Is A Battleground from Ben
10.30.2006 – I’ll probably get all weepy during sentimental commercials from Charlie
10.27.2006 – Cibo Matto Rules from Ben
10.26.2006 – I distrust myself in the past from Charlie
10.25.2006 – I Basically Ate A Human Baby from Ben
10.24.2006 – the piles of wrong ones left in your wake from Charlie
10.23.2006 – Drinkin’ The Sunlight Like Water from Ben
10.19.2006 – [title withheld] from Charlie
10.13.2006 – What Time Is It? from Ben
10.12.2006 – No time to do laundry or get a haircut from Charlie
10.11.2006 – I Want To Ride On The Ridge Where the West Commences/ Gaze at the Moon Until I Lose My Senses from Ben
10.09.2006 – Played like a junk drawer kazoo from Charlie
10.05.2006 – Snifflepus from Ben
10.04.2006 – I listen to fucking Mozart while I do it from Charlie
10.03.2006 – Make Me Beautiful from Ben
09.29.2006 – You can just sit there and sing Anything Goes in Chinese from Charlie
09.28.2006 – Control That Thing! from Ben
09.27.2006 – Glasses and a black t-shirt tucked into khakis from Charlie
09.26.2006 – Summary from Ben
09.22.2006 – All your moves, all your notes, all the sounds from Charlie
09.21.2006 – Forget It, Charlie. It’s Brewerytown. from Ben
09.20.2006 – Benny come back from Charlie
09.18.2006 – A vacation from myself. And by myself I mean YOU! from Charlie
09.15.2006 – Tonight We Whoop! from Ben
09.15.2006 – The cutest, sweetest thing anybody’s ever done from Charlie
09.14.2006 – Django! from Ben
09.13.2006 – We’re instead focusing on the music from Charlie
09.12.2006 – I’ll Be Gone ‘Til November from Ben
09.11.2006 – Space is the Place from Charlie
09.09.2006 – Absolutely Fine from Ben
09.07.2006 – Falling leaves of autumn from Charlie
09.06.2006 – The End… pff! from Ben
09.05.2006 – Why do they build lighthouses? from Charlie
08.31.2006 – Don’t Act Like You Know Me, Myers-Briggs! from Ben
08.22.2006 – A dream from Charlie
08.17.2006 – Satellites, the Milky Way, and Bioluminescent Plankton from Ben
08.17.2006 – Smoldering in the Darkness from Charlie
08.16.2006 – Two Latte Morning from Ben
08.14.2006 – Boy Howdy from Charlie
08.13.2006 – Technology and I Are Rocking Out! from Ben
08.11.2006 – You Learn Something New Every Day from Ben
08.10.2006 – Like drinking a mirror from Charlie
08.10.2006 – Back Home from Ben
08.09.2006 – Lightless from Charlie
08.08.2006 – Asian Deli Guys from Ben
08.08.2006 – Sandwiches from Charlie